Movie Reviews

In an effort to post the reviews in a more timely manner, I've created a simple blog of just my movie reviews. Let's hope I can keep current. Make sure to check Robin's World (thebigfatcat.com) for the complete list.

Tuesday, October 4, 2011

October Movie #3: Killer Elite

Starring: Jason Statham, Robert De Niro, Clive Owen, Dominic Purcell, Yvonne Strahovski
Directed By: Gary McKendry
Run Time: 1 hour 40 minutes

Killer Elite is about a team of professional killers who have to reassemble when one of their team (Robert De Niro) is kidnapped by a sheikh and won't be released until the job he had been hired to do is done. Even though Danny (played by Statham) has sworn off killing, he comes out of retirement to help his abducted friend. Spike (played by Owen), a British ex-SAS, seeks to stop Danny from killing former British agents who killed the sheikh's sons. 

Once you get a handle on the plot (and trust me, it takes awhile), the movie doesn't seem quite as interesting or action-packed. I don't think I ever would have imagined that Jason Statham would be in a movie with Robert De Niro. I'm sure neither actor thought the same thing. I was hoping that De Niro would up the ante. Any movie with Clive Owen and Robert De Niro can't be that bad... except for Clive Owen's hideous mustache. While the acting was respectable, the movie wasn't the gem I was hoping it would be. The action was befitting. The movie was just lacking the extra zip. Overall, it's a decent movie. Not great. Not terrible. Not painful, but not fully enjoyable. De Niro probably had the best lines and he handled the patriarch tone well. 

Two things I thought about a little too much after the movie (which means they didn't bother me during the movie but enough upon reflection... and technically after an action movie, my thoughts should be filled with some kick-ass take-down scenes, not plot points): How old were they suggesting Jason Statham is in this movie? Yvonne Strahovski, who plays Danny's (played by Statham) girlfriend Anne, is 15 years younger and yet somehow they were in the same grade school class... And I know Dominic Purcell (who plays Davies), who was in the TV series Prison Break, is really from the UK, however, his accent kept jumping from what my ears think is a Cockney accent to an Australian accent to just a soft British accent. But perhaps that truly is his accent and I'm just ignorant of all the different British accents.

So... not a hideous movie but not as wonderful as it should have been. It's based on a true story but since most of the events are in secret files, it's more likely a Hollywood telling (and therefore no real facts remain other than the overlying subject - a sheikh's sons were killed by the British.

October Movie #2: Moneyball

Starring: Brad Pitt, Jonah Hill
Directed By: Bennett Miller
Run Time: 2 hours 6 minutes

Moneyball is about the 2002 Oakland A's quest to find good ball players on their very limited payroll. Moneyball refers to the tactic of using stats, specifically on-base percentages, to find undervalued players to fill a roster rather than rely on the intuition of scouts. GM Billy Beane (played by Pitt) enlists the aid of Pete Brand (played by Hill), a recent Yale graduate with an economics major and an eye for stats.

I liked this movie. It was a little long and a little slow in parts but overall it had a nice tone. It was funnier than I thought it would be. There was a lot of plot, good angst feel. Jeff liked the sound of the movie. During some pivotal baseball scenes, instead of playing looming background music or crescendoing, the sound goes completely silent. Completely. It was an effective use of building drama. You could hear your own heartbeat. But as the sound mixing was stellar, some of the cinematic moments were a bit odd, like the weird nighttime driving scenes oddly shot from the passenger's seat looking over at Billy Beane driving with the night sky as the backdrop. Those scenes were hard on the eyes, hard to see what was really going on or seeing Billy's expression. I get the point of them but they were just odd.

Although this movie is a baseball movie, it's heavily geared towards stats. You don't need to understand baseball or even remember the season, And even if you do remember the season, remember that this is a movie so there's a bit of poetic license in retelling the tale. After all, technically this is a movie about office workers, what goes on in the front office of baseball. Office life can be a bit boring (ask anyone who does it) so there's going to be a few stretches in the truth in order to make the movie interesting, more dramatic. Numbers aren't always dramatic.

Brad Pitt is starting to look spookily like Robert Redford. He always seems to be eating in his movies (watch Ocean's Eleven to really see what I'm talking about).  And if he wasn't eating, he was chewing tobacco, which turned my stomach. The chew was disgusting. I don't think they needed to add that bit to his character, especially since there really wasn't character development. Ooh, one side note: The song that the daughter sings is an anachronism. The movie takes place in 2002; the song wasn't released until 2008. It's a fitting song. She sings it well.

Overall, I liked it. Jeff liked it, too. It's a good movie that's well told. It's well filmed. It also has a lot of really funny lines. Good movie.

Saturday, October 1, 2011

October Movie #1: What's Your Number?

Starring: Anna Faris, Chris Evans, Ari Graynor, Blythe Danner
Directed By: Mark Mylod
Run Time: 1 hour 46 minutes

What's Your Number? is about Ally (played by Faris), a young woman who has just broken up with her boyfriend, lost her job, and is in the throes of the planning process of her sister's wedding. She reads an article in a magazine about the average number of men women sleep with - 10.5. The article goes on to say that a woman's chances of getting married dramatically drop to virtually nil if she's slept with 20 or more people. Ally counts up her exes and discovers she's at 19. All of her friends have considerably fewer totals. Ally then decides to go through the list of her exes and see which one has gotten better over time and could possibly be the "one." She enlists the aid of her next door neighbor Colin (played by Evans), a man whose own numbers are considerably higher.

I know I've said this before but I am not a chick flick fan. And yet I go to them (not all of them, mind you). This one seemed more like a fun comedy than a sappy chick flick. For the most part, it's just plain fun. There are some sappy moments (queue the wedding toast and the second to last scene) but it's mostly just sweet and funny. Interestingly enough, there are a lot of snippets in the previews for this movie that are not in the movie at all (queue the puppet scene with Andy Samberg). In a way, that was fine because I'm not a fan of seeing too many previews for a movie because if you piece them all together, you normally get the entire movie.

I liked this movie. That surprises me. I didn't think it was going to be bad (hence why I saw it) but I really didn't expect to like it as much as I did. Yes, it's a tad predictable but I'm (surprisingly) okay with that. I actually had some tears well up in my eyes, the happy sappy verklempt kind (not the sad kind). I loved the vows at the wedding. I loved wedding toast. I loved the "you had me at hello" scene (which, of course, isn't really in the movie but if I told you any more about that scene, you'd figure out the end of the movie). If a movie can get this jaded, hard-edged ol' broad to see the sentimental stars, then it's got a lot going for it.

One small disappointment with this movie: Not getting to know Colin more. What makes him tick? Why is he such a nice guy, especially since he's a bit of a sleaze? He was a fun, jolly, jovial, nice character. One thing that I did like about this movie is that there was no mean moment. Everyone, even though the two sisters were a bit at odds with their controlling mother, was nice and played nice together. I like that.

So... quite a sweet movie. Funny. I laughed short, small, enthusiastic quips over many lines and moments. I wasn't rolling on the floor, clutching my sides, but there was an amiable even keel to the entire movie. It won't change the world, but it certainly doesn't try. It will make you happy for close to two hours. You will leave the theater with a smile on your face (particularly after the closing scene). Sweet. I rather liked it.